beyonces-butt:

I hate it when you’ve been really on edge for a while and then you have a breakdown over a little thing and everyone thinks that you’re getting super upset about not washing your hair

vibesflint:

if i sing around you i am 150% comfortable with you because i fucking hate my singing voice

if i had a penis i would probably put cute stickers all over it 

insecure-happiness:

don’t ever assume someone likes you because 10/10 times they don’t

corgay:

if a girl says she wants to cut her hair short and your first response is “i dont like girls with short hair” i will shit in your mouth while you sleep

bandbutts:

If masturbating while stoned isn’t called weed whacking I don’t know how to live my life anymore